God's Revenge: Fire, floods, thieves and... game collections

[XYXZYZ]

In fictional video games, God is the final boss and the main characters him.


God wants to destroy video games (because video game protagonists kill God)

Huh?

[bb_hood]

Huh?

Seems pretty clear to me, man.
You see, in fictional video games like mario brothers, god is the final boss and god is also the main character (aka 'him').
And so, because the protagonist, god, wants to kill the final boss, god, god wants to kill video games, because god kills god.

Whats not to understand?

[Atarileaf]

If you look up "WTF" in the dictionary, there's a link to this thread.

[JSoup]

Perhaps this should be moved to offtopic.
Or off the damn site altogether.

[ShinobiMan]

Perhaps this should be moved to offtopic.
Or off the damn site altogether.

I'm with you.

[RP2A03]

[peeingas]

Perhaps this should be moved to offtopic.
Or off the damn site altogether.

Not sure why, but this post cracked me up pretty good. Thanks

[The 1 2 P]

If you look up "WTF" in the dictionary, there's a link to this thread.

Hopefully an error message pops up for anyone who attempts using that link.

[wiggyx]

Is it Needler back for a second go?

I was sorta thinking this too...

Needler was banned finally?

Yes, thank goodness!

As an atheist I deny the existence of this thread.

As an agnostic, I can neither confirm nor deny its existence.

(But it does feel rather trollish...)

[Frankie_Says_Relax]

I was sorta thinking this too...

Nope. Not guilty.

First thing I did was run IPs and cross-referenced activity.

Though I fully expect Needler to attempt a return of some sort, him knowing that you're still here is probably eating away at him.

[wiggyx]

Nope. Not guilty.

First thing I did was run IPs and cross-referenced activity.

Though I fully expect Needler to attempt a return of some sort, him knowing that you're still here is probably eating away at him.

Probably :P

He's been rather quiet on cheap ass gamer, which is another place that he really likes to give me a hard time. I'm pretty sure he tried to register on TCP, but I know virtually everyone on that forum, and even if managed to get registered, he'd last about 5 minutes

[XYXZYZ]

Seems pretty clear to me, man.
You see, in fictional video games like mario brothers, god is the final boss and god is also the main character (aka 'him').
And so, because the protagonist, god, wants to kill the final boss, god, god wants to kill video games, because god kills god.

Whats not to understand?

Ahh, now I get it. It must have been the improper grammar in "characters" that threw me off.

[Frankie_Says_Relax]

As an atheist I deny the existence of this thread.

[Jimmy Yakapucci]

As an atheist I deny the existence of this thread.

Um... Not to be stupid, but how can you deny the existence of a thread that you posted in?

[Frankie_Says_Relax]

Um... Not to be stupid, but how can you deny the existence of a thread that you posted in?

When a thread is as stupid as this it defies ALL logic.

[Little Miss Gloom]

God's revenge...?

Sounds like we need a little God Medicine in order to clear that up.

[GodofHardcore]

Seems pretty clear to me, man.
You see, in fictional video games like mario brothers, god is the final boss and god is also the main character (aka 'him').
And so, because the protagonist, god, wants to kill the final boss, god, god wants to kill video games, because god kills god.

Whats not to understand?

Actually, it wasn't the grammar that was the culprit, it was because I forgot to type a single important word that prevented the sentence from being understandable: kill

What I meant is that fictional characters kill God in video games, so God kills video games in real life.

Anyway, I edited my first post.

On topic, I have read about many valuable game collections that have gone up in smoke or stolen but I cannot for some reason find those threads again using Google.

I wonder if it's God working his mysterious ways again...

[Atarileaf]

I wonder if it's God working his mysterious ways again...

I'm leaning toward pharmaceuticals being the actual culprit.

[Ed Oscuro]

Shin Megami Tensei is straight up blasphemy yo

things like this are why i have been comtemplating insurance lately

Insurance specifically excludes coverage for Acts of God.

Stuff like the story in the OP make me wonder if private collections for irreplaceable items is a really wise idea. Thank goodness for ROM dumps anyway. And make sure your wiring is good, and unplug stuff you aren't using...the same old stuff I always say.

[GodofHardcore]

Insurance specifically excludes coverage for Acts of God.

Stuff like the story in the OP make me wonder if private collections for irreplaceable items is a really wise idea. Thank goodness for ROM dumps anyway. And make sure your wiring is good, and unplug stuff you aren't using...the same old stuff I always say.

I forgot to write it in my first post but not only did we lose the game collection, the owner suffering burns, and his customers also affected, but the game community lost as a whole because the game owner was planning to properly document all the items he owned (including rare things that have little to no information on the internet).