Well for starters on the test cart seems we're on it.

Why someone would ask that much? Two reasons: Show piece with a joke price to scare off people, or greed.

As to the gold cart, I don't need the lecture as I've been into it since 1995. I know how it works and don't need the lecture. Feel free to sell in Japan as dangling that around these parts will meet with unfriendly resistance. The only board I think you could get a heavy handed bite would be Nintendoage as they have enough members there with deep pockets and shallow skull space that could get crazy over it.