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Ed Oscuro
05-30-2010, 11:21 PM
That's like saying:

"I want to eat but have no money and don't know how to cook."

You've only got two options, choose one or starve.
Ask Bear Grylls for advice.

@ Urzu402:

If you want to showcase a game, just record you playing it, put up on Youtube, done. Lots of people do this, there's no shame. Just don't call it a review if you aren't going to do a review - that would be bad.

Urzu402
05-30-2010, 11:36 PM
If you want to showcase a game, just record you playing it, put up on Youtube, done. Lots of people do this,

Yea thats pretty much what I want to do now, but I want to do something Unique too. I don't plan to make it big or anything just want to do something no one else really does.

Enigmus
05-30-2010, 11:38 PM
Give it flair with Windows Movie Maker. That's always pretty, especially the "Wow" effect on text using Comic Sans.

Sonicwolf
05-30-2010, 11:43 PM
Give it flair with Windows Movie Maker. That's always pretty, especially the "Wow" effect on text using Comic Sans.

Also, don't forget to leave it with the default white text on blue background. LOL

Ed Oscuro
05-30-2010, 11:47 PM
I don't plan to make it big or anything just want to do something no one else really does.
You can get one piece of advice for free.

Here's your free advice: For help becoming famous without doing anything, I charge a fee. (Fame not guaranteed)

dreamcaster
05-31-2010, 03:02 AM
Just leave the reviewing to AVGN. He's good at it. He started the whole reviewing trend. We don't need any more imitators or poorly done junk.

Okay, this thread can criticise Urzu402 all it wants but I will not sit idly by and watch a compliment for the AVGN go by uncontested.

The AVGN is an unfunny douchebag with crap taste in games.

Enigmus
05-31-2010, 10:28 AM
Okay, this thread can criticise Urzu402 all it wants but I will not sit idly by and watch a compliment for the AVGN go by uncontested.

The AVGN is an unfunny douchebag with crap taste in games.

I think that's the main point of his reviews- review shit games.

Also, five words: Chris Bores and Youtube knockoffs. He still looks better than some moron taking a still frame of him, moving the mouth around and faking a voice just to review Gears of War.

Be lucky he's atleast decent. Trust me, there's worse.

Urzu402
05-31-2010, 12:39 PM
I like the AVGN and Classic Game Room. They are what inspired me to do something like this.

Richter Belmount
05-31-2010, 12:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkvpo-A9VHI

You should do can crushes , they are the latest trend.

Enigmus
05-31-2010, 12:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkvpo-A9VHI

You should do can crushes , they are the latest trend.

Mix beer pong into it and he'll be famous. As in, "King of Derp" famous.

HappehLemons
05-31-2010, 01:54 PM
I like the AVGN and Classic Game Room. They are what inspired me to do something like this.

Classic game room... is so boring. Only about 10% of his videos are reviews, the other 90% is just gameplay with him talking about nonsense and saying the same thing over and over with a few lame jokes.

Kitsune Sniper
05-31-2010, 02:48 PM
Classic game room... is so boring. Only about 10% of his videos are reviews, the other 90% is just gameplay with him talking about nonsense and saying the same thing over and over with a few lame jokes.

And he said SNK Arcade Classics for the PS2 was good.

I cannot take anything he says seriously after that.

thom_m
05-31-2010, 03:08 PM
I want you not do do so.

Gameguy
05-31-2010, 06:13 PM
Make a review like this. :angel:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vdu01tGry4

Enigmus
05-31-2010, 06:23 PM
Better yet, Urzu should review porn videos while playing a game. You'll never see Tetris the same way ever again!

HappehLemons
05-31-2010, 07:12 PM
Make a review like this. :angel:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vdu01tGry4

Navigater is seriously awesome. All of the reviews they have are incredibly entertaining.

Gameguy
05-31-2010, 07:38 PM
I've got another idea for reviews, The Nude Game Dude. Just have a camera recording you while you're playing games, while in the nude. Just edit out anything that shouldn't be shown publicly. It should be unique.


Navigater is seriously awesome. All of the reviews they have are incredibly entertaining.
He reviewed Castlevania SOTN as a disappointment that was just a retread of previous titles, and came up short compared to Crash Bandicoot 2 because it was 2D instead of 3D. I can't take that review seriously.

HappehLemons
05-31-2010, 09:20 PM
I've got another idea for reviews, The Nude Game Dude. Just have a camera recording you while you're playing games, while in the nude. Just edit out anything that shouldn't be shown publicly. It should be unique.


He reviewed Castlevania SOTN as a disappointment that was just a retread of previous titles, and came up short compared to Crash Bandicoot 2 because it was 2D instead of 3D. I can't take that review seriously.

Exactly. That's not even half as bad as the other stuff he says. It's hilarious.

kupomogli
06-01-2010, 02:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkvpo-A9VHI

You should do can crushes , they are the latest trend.

Do you have him favorited?

Blur2040
06-01-2010, 01:44 PM
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Urzu402
06-02-2010, 04:59 PM
I uploaded a few videos, more Mega Man X5, Mega Man X8, Shinobi III, Comix Zone, Altered Beast, Mega Man X3, Rocket Knight.

The Shawn
06-02-2010, 05:02 PM
Please lock thread. Urzo402 decided he didn't want to do video reviews after all.

Urzu402
06-02-2010, 05:07 PM
Why lock the thread? I still want to do videos, just not reviews.

Enigmus
06-02-2010, 07:42 PM
I uploaded a few videos, more Mega Man X5, Mega Man X8, Shinobi III, Comix Zone, Altered Beast, Mega Man X3, Rocket Knight.

Links or they don't exist.
Horrible video quality INCOMING!!!

Sonicwolf
06-02-2010, 07:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkvpo-A9VHI

You should do can crushes , they are the latest trend.

What, another fetish? LOL

ryborg
06-02-2010, 08:43 PM
I uploaded a few videos, more Mega Man X5, Mega Man X8, Shinobi III, Comix Zone, Altered Beast, Mega Man X3, Rocket Knight.

You are terrible at video games. Why would anyone watch a video of someone getting wrecked at Altered Beast and Mega Man? There's no jokes, no insight, no reason to watch.

Urzu402
06-02-2010, 09:01 PM
You are terrible at video games. Why would anyone watch a video of someone getting wrecked at Altered Beast and Mega Man? There's no jokes, no insight, no reason to watch.

I'm not too terrible, and they would watch to be inspired to post videos of their own that are better than mine, also it literally was the first time I played Altered Beast that I caught on record.

Urzu402
06-02-2010, 09:05 PM
Here are the links:

Shinobi III
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_bBWhY4OvA

Comix Zone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftLXcH--_J8

Altered Beast (literally the very first time I played it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2EfE2bz_Wo

Mega Man X3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyse9Vu8LFE

Rocket Knight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4QDQne9Myc

Golden Axe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIY2eUfgafM

TheTedNugentClock
06-02-2010, 09:06 PM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4060/4664462141_1cb4c88b59.jpg

tomaitheous
06-02-2010, 10:03 PM
Here are the links:

Shinobi III
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_bBWhY4OvA

Comix Zone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftLXcH--_J8

Altered Beast (literally the very first time I played it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2EfE2bz_Wo

Mega Man X3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyse9Vu8LFE

Rocket Knight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4QDQne9Myc

Golden Axe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIY2eUfgafM

Hmm. Your videos are choppy. Even if you had something to show off (rare/unheard of game or skill or such), I still couldn't stand to watch these. You should fix that problem. And if you can't tell what I'm talking about, then you've never played these retro games before (or games in general). It's fairly distracting.

Urzu402
06-02-2010, 10:31 PM
I think I know what you're saying, but I think the problem is either encoding the videos or the recorder. I record them using BB Flashback and then output them to AVI then encode them to WMV in Windows Movie Maker to reduce size to cutdown on how much data I have to upload. All of these videos were recorded from PC versions. so it could also be a software issue but thats unlikely I would have noticed it when playing.

buzz_n64
06-02-2010, 10:40 PM
Well, watched most of your videos, and I was just turned off by the lack of skill. If you're going to do straight up game play videos that people want to see, you have to practice some more so people won't laugh at you or get bored to death, unless you plan to use a gimmick, then it might be passable. Like my earlier suggestions at reply #60. Just work on it more dude.

shopkins
06-02-2010, 10:42 PM
I'm not too terrible, and they would watch to be inspired to post videos of their own that are better than mine, also it literally was the first time I played Altered Beast that I caught on record.

The fact that you decided to make a video of yourself playing Altered Beast before even trying it first reminds me of "Let's Play Mirror's Edge As Soon As Possible."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOf12fZck7s

So, not even being completely unprepared and being bad at the game is original. That's how many people are doing Youtube reviews.

pseudonym
06-02-2010, 10:56 PM
Not bad, urzu. I enjoy watching videos where the person obviously hasn't played the game before, or played very little of it. It has a spontaneous thing that I like and the occasional unintentional hilarity.

dreamcaster
06-02-2010, 11:17 PM
Not bad, urzu. I enjoy watching videos where the person obviously hasn't played the game before, or played very little of it. It has a spontaneous thing that I like and the occasional unintentional hilarity.

I find that only works when the presenter has charisma.

PC-ENGINE HELL
06-02-2010, 11:47 PM
I think I know what you're saying, but I think the problem is either encoding the videos or the recorder. I record them using BB Flashback and then output them to AVI then encode them to WMV in Windows Movie Maker to reduce size to cutdown on how much data I have to upload. All of these videos were recorded from PC versions. so it could also be a software issue but thats unlikely I would have noticed it when playing.

Part of the problem there is you are recording with the same hardware thats running the emulators and games. That alone can cause frame drops if the system used isn't that powerful cpu speed wise (multi-core preferred). Its best to use one computer to play the stuff while running another set up to cap it via svideo or whatever. In that case you might as well cap real game system hardware too. The other thing, Windows movie Maker itself will drop frames too on the end result, and Youtube seems to have issues with WMM files, dropping even more fps at times on the end result of their video processing. Also, regardless of what you submit, Youtube has its own set of problems in regards to video playback for the normal user via webpage viewing too, dropping frames, ect just as it is. Typically due to crap like that I just dl the hq flv file if its available and view it in VLC player.

All the problems just add up, taking your once possibly somewhat decent AVI and turning it into shit if you dont use the right software. You need to do everything you can with the video to make sure it will be as smooth as possible for the viewer after Youtube is done with it.

Also, its a bit better to cap in mpeg-2 at a res of around 720x480 if you want a more flexible movie file to work with. If you are serious about doing this kinda stuff, you really need to build a dedicated cap system. You can build a decent one for gameplay capture for around 100-200 bucks depending on what hardware you go after. If you want you can take a look at my channel and see the kinda stuff I put up, and how well it looks. Here is a couple of video links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bgL_ksaxMo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCJfSOe7k6Y

How I do it is I use a dedicated capture system based on a Athlon XP 2600+/ Epox Nforce 2 Ultra combo with 512 megs of Kingston DDR Pc3200 (2x256 sticks in running in dual channel). I have it using Xp Pro on a 80 gig harddrive, with a dvd burner, soundcard, and a Gainward Ti4200 Golden Sample that fully supports VIVO via s-video and composite. I use Wincoder software for the capping, and on my Phenom computer I edit the files with Womble before submitting them to Youtube.

I could do the editing and uploading on the Athlon XP 2600 system also, but it takes longer for it to process the end file with Womble on there then it does on the Phenom system. When capping I put myself on a time limit of 10 to 15 mins each per file so they are easier/faster to transfer via USB memory stick. I always keep the files in Mpeg-2 format @ 720x480, during capping, editing, ect.

Enigmus
06-03-2010, 12:36 AM
The fact that you decided to make a video of yourself playing Altered Beast before even trying it first reminds me of "Let's Play Mirror's Edge As Soon As Possible."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOf12fZck7s

So, not even being completely unprepared and being bad at the game is original. That's how many people are doing Youtube reviews.

Even I practice on my few videos (due to stupid broken laptop syndrome).

Also, thank god there's no voiceovers. Let's Play videos piss me off.

EDIT: Haha, Ted Nugent.

Also, Urzu, I'm Error.

Urzu402
06-03-2010, 12:41 PM
Part of the problem there is you are recording with the same hardware thats running the emulators and games. That alone can cause frame drops if the system used isn't that powerful cpu speed wise (multi-core preferred). Its best to use one computer to play the stuff while running another set up to cap it via svideo or whatever. In that case you might as well cap real game system hardware too. The other thing, Windows movie Maker itself will drop frames too on the end result, and Youtube seems to have issues with WMM files, dropping even more fps at times on the end result of their video processing. Also, regardless of what you submit, Youtube has its own set of problems in regards to video playback for the normal user via webpage viewing too, dropping frames, ect just as it is. Typically due to crap like that I just dl the hq flv file if its available and view it in VLC player.

All the problems just add up, taking your once possibly somewhat decent AVI and turning it into shit if you dont use the right software. You need to do everything you can with the video to make sure it will be as smooth as possible for the viewer after Youtube is done with it.

Also, its a bit better to cap in mpeg-2 at a res of around 720x480 if you want a more flexible movie file to work with. If you are serious about doing this kinda stuff, you really need to build a dedicated cap system. You can build a decent one for gameplay capture for around 100-200 bucks depending on what hardware you go after. If you want you can take a look at my channel and see the kinda stuff I put up, and how well it looks. Here is a couple of video links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bgL_ksaxMo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCJfSOe7k6Y

How I do it is I use a dedicated capture system based on a Athlon XP 2600+/ Epox Nforce 2 Ultra combo with 512 megs of Kingston DDR Pc3200 (2x256 sticks in running in dual channel). I have it using Xp Pro on a 80 gig harddrive, with a dvd burner, soundcard, and a Gainward Ti4200 Golden Sample that fully supports VIVO via s-video and composite. I use Wincoder software for the capping, and on my Phenom computer I edit the files with Womble before submitting them to Youtube.

I could do the editing and uploading on the Athlon XP 2600 system also, but it takes longer for it to process the end file with Womble on there then it does on the Phenom system. When capping I put myself on a time limit of 10 to 15 mins each per file so they are easier/faster to transfer via USB memory stick. I always keep the files in Mpeg-2 format @ 720x480, during capping, editing, ect.


Well I do have a multi-core machine my computer has a 2.5 ghz Athon X2 and I legitimatly bought the games off of steam so it probably still is an emulator but you make it sound like I just download roms off the internet which I don't.
How is this video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Rgo80cYfo
I made it using my easycap that just came in the mail today and the software that came with it. What is the best to capture at for reduced size and okay quality?

Also yes that is the Sunset Riders you sold me lol

tomaitheous
06-03-2010, 02:27 PM
Still seems a little choppy. Have a look at this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW6qTgRdK_o . Or other Sunset Rider videos. Also, try out virtual dub editor (it's free too).

Urzu402
06-03-2010, 04:13 PM
Heres another video I made, I assume it is still choppy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRM6O9EZ4Eg

HappehLemons
06-03-2010, 04:23 PM
I'm sorry man, but if you can't even tell if your own videos are choppy you really shouldn't be uploading gameplay videos to youtube.

How hard is it to see if something running choppy low framerate, do you really need to ask people to tell?

understatement
06-03-2010, 04:39 PM
I'm sorry man, but if you can't even tell if your own videos are choppy you really shouldn't be uploading gameplay videos to youtube.

How hard is it to see if something running choppy low framerate, do you really need to ask people to tell?

Do you not know Urzu?

Enigmus
06-03-2010, 05:13 PM
Do you not know Urzu?

Just like how Urzu doesn't know how to install the Kega codec, or Kega to begin with?

Since he has those games from (ugh) Steam, he should just wipe these and use them as an excuse to get Kega and the ROMs.

But, then again, this is Urzu, so forget that already.

Urzu402
06-03-2010, 05:37 PM
I'm sorry man, but if you can't even tell if your own videos are choppy you really shouldn't be uploading gameplay videos to youtube.

How hard is it to see if something running choppy low framerate, do you really need to ask people to tell?

lol I honestly can't see the choppiness of my videos. and I don't want emulators or roms.

HappehLemons
06-03-2010, 10:55 PM
lol I honestly can't see the choppiness of my videos. and I don't want emulators or roms.

As far as I'm concerned, if you're not playing on the original system you're using an emulator and rom. steam shinobi = kega shinobi

Urzu402
06-03-2010, 11:00 PM
The only game I don't have that I got on steam is Altered Beast so, I can easily do a video of them on the original console like take this new Sunset Riders quality test video I made. It was shot from a Nomad on to an Easycap this time I just cranked up the quality and didnt process the video any.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMOKBFQuOwE

tomaitheous
06-03-2010, 11:22 PM
I've suspected for a while now, but have forced myself to the conclusion that you're either mildly retarded or just fucking with us. Which is it? I'm dead serious. No one can be this daft. (sorry to be so direct, but...) You don't defend yourself against insults, you demonstrate little ability at simple problem solving and common sense, you fail to see obvious stuff pointed out to you, you're always happy...ish, etc. All that reminds me of a friend I once had with a low I.Q. (I shit you not). He was cool guy (and always nice to everyone), but dumb as a pile of bricks - sadly.

TheDomesticInstitution
06-03-2010, 11:25 PM
I've suspected for a while now, but have forced myself to the conclusion that you're either mildly retarded or just fucking with us. Which is it? I'm dead serious. No one can be this daft. (sorry to be so direct, but...)

I think he's fucking with us. I don't believe anyone is this dense. I'm just surprised he's stuck with the joke this long.

Enigmus
06-03-2010, 11:30 PM
I think he's fucking with us. I don't believe anyone is this dense. I'm just surprised he's stuck with the joke this long.

And if he isn't faking, we launch a nuclear warhead at GameFAQs for sending him here.

Also, Mr. Farenheit needs to get Kega and some brainpower. You hear me, Urzu? You hear me loud and clear?

buzz_n64
06-04-2010, 12:25 AM
You know what, go on camera, and do explain yourself, I might see the comedic value in it this way. You''l be the Christian Weston Chandler of video game reviewers.

I was trying to be helpful before, but it seems you haven't taken most of the advice from us, so watch out for yourself there in Youtube land, and don't be alarmed by the first comments you get on your videos once your hit count rises.

Enigmus
06-04-2010, 12:44 AM
I say we forward the video adresses to people to speed up that suggestion.

Also, Urzu, I hope you got that Chandler joke, otherwise your brain must be surrounded by 80 ft. of reinforced concrete.

EDIT: How has this topic gone on for eight days already?

Kitsune Sniper
06-04-2010, 01:12 AM
Christian Weston Chandler

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

Do you WANT HIM TO SHOW UP HERE?!

buzz_n64
06-04-2010, 01:17 AM
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

Do you WANT HIM TO SHOW UP HERE?!

Yes, so he can talk about dating simulators as practice to get real women, and the glory of the PS3. I think everyone wants his Sonichu game to be made this instant.

We need more PS3 boning videos pronto!

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/a/ac/I_Am_Not_IAN_BRANDON_SOMETHING.gif/150px-I_Am_Not_IAN_BRANDON_SOMETHING.gif

Kitsune Sniper
06-04-2010, 01:24 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

*jumps into traffic*

Enigmus
06-04-2010, 01:24 AM
Yes, so he can talk about dating simulators as practice to get real women, and the glory of the PS3. I think everyone wants his Sonichu game to be made this instant.

We need more PS3 boning videos pronto!

Yes! Let's all stand in a mall and creep women out for the glory of our Leader and his shitty glorious Pokemon dipsh- I mean, hedgehog halfbreed!

Set the ADD dial to 11! This PS3 boning campaign is going full speed! LOL

Urzu402
06-04-2010, 12:30 PM
I don't get why you guys have to be such dicks oh wait its because I'm Urzu.402, I'm being completely serious. I haven't tried virtualdub but I will. like I said no to roms. I did take everything into consideration so with my limited hardware options Ulead crashed. then i went on youtube to find how to get the best quality out of an Easycap so thats what i did for my sunset riders quality test. if anyone is being dense here it would be you guys because I am actually trying and I don't know what it is exactly you want me to try.

The Shawn
06-04-2010, 12:48 PM
I think you should do Zip-lock bag reviews. Like that old commercial with the killer bees in a Zip-Lock bag and some more in a crappy imitation one. Only you could use Black widows or something in the Good storage bags and Giant Asian Red hornets in the shitty one. Then just shake them both up to see wich one "Leaks". You wouldn't even have to speak. Which is good because the venom should kick in about that time.



I'd watch.

allyourblood
06-04-2010, 01:02 PM
In all fairness, that last Sunset Riders video you uploaded looks pretty good. About a hundred times better than the first one, anyway.

Enigmus
06-04-2010, 01:47 PM
Urzu, you should at least try fireworks reviews, it's eons ahead of Ziploc bags and games. You could light firecrackers for your left hand , a Bic lighter and Wal Mart ones in the right hand, and dollar store ones in both. Duct tape 'em in your hands and let 'em rip for a "test." Either way, everyone wins. You're in the hospital for a few weeks, and we get to watch a good review about fireworks safety.

It's either that or review bongs.
I don't know which one's funnier, Urzu tripping or Urzu blowing his hands off.

Ryaan1234
06-04-2010, 02:27 PM
I think everyone wants his Sonichu game to be made this instant.

Please don't give Sega any ideas, considering how desperate for ideas they've been in recent years.

...

Argh, how PATHETIC is it that I had to turn to Encylopedia Dramatica to find out who this Chris Chandler guy is... And lol at the same time, I knew someone in high school who was crazy about making poorly drawn pictures of Sonic and his friends. It reminds me of him, although this friend wasn't quite as retarded.

Damaramu
06-04-2010, 05:47 PM
I got it Urzu! This schtick will make you stand out from the all the other jabronies on Youtube.

This would require a little setup but works like this:

1) One camera focused on your face. Another on the tv or monitor you'll be playing games on. If you don't have or can't afford a second camera, simply use the capture process you used for the second Sunset Riders vid.

2) Have a loved one place a clear bag over your head (one of those bags you find in the produce department in your local grocery store would work).

3) Now this loved one would be instructed to pull DOWN and BACK on the bag, cinching it at the opening and around your neck.

4) Meanwhile, you're required to play the first level of any game on any system of your choosing all the way to completion.

What a challenge! Are you bad enough to face it? Post on Youtube and rake in all the fame and fortune you dream of! You'll probably get your own Wikipedia entry from this!

Sonicwolf
06-04-2010, 05:57 PM
3) Now this loved one would be instructed to pull DOWN and BACK on the bag, cinching it at the opening and around your neck.

Just a warning, Urzu, if you DO do this, you will probably get a bunch of views from fetishists.

Enigmus
06-04-2010, 06:01 PM
Just a warning, Urzu, if you DO do this, you will probably get a bunch of views from fetishists.

Urzu's already shallow enough to become best friends with 4chan, this'll make 'em better friends.

Urzu402
06-04-2010, 06:42 PM
The reason I don't defend my self from the insults because its obvious they are from internet personalities who find it necessary to insult people who are better than them. so I just ignore the idiots on this board who think its their god given duty to "defend" it from a person who is simply looking for some advice.

Mister_Pal
06-04-2010, 07:22 PM
The reason I don't defend my self from the insults because its obvious they are from internet personalities who find it necessary to insult people who are better than them. so I just ignore the idiots on this board who think its their god given duty to "defend" it from a person who is simply looking for some advice.

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Enigmus
06-04-2010, 07:39 PM
The reason I don't defend my self from the insults because its obvious they are from internet personalities who find it necessary to insult people who are better than them. so I just ignore the idiots on this board who think its their god given duty to "defend" it from a person who is simply looking for some advice.

Wow, he suuuure proved us wrong. :rolleyes:

Jorpho
06-04-2010, 07:56 PM
Oh my.


Maybe add crazy zoom and color effects.I have actually seen these used to very good effect in some playthroughs of Super Mario 64 hacks. I was quite impressed.


Argh, how PATHETIC is it that I had to turn to Encylopedia Dramatica to find out who this Chris Chandler guy is... And lol at the same time, I knew someone in high school who was crazy about making poorly drawn pictures of Sonic and his friends. It reminds me of him, although this friend wasn't quite as retarded.The CWCki (http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Main_Page) is much more instructive, if you just can't stop gaping at the train wreck.

Kitsune Sniper
06-04-2010, 08:10 PM
Just leave the guy alone already.

Urzu, I mean.

carlcarlson
06-04-2010, 10:07 PM
...I am actually trying...

I don't know your story or why some people are feeling the need to be dicks, but just keep going man, you'll be alright.

GarrettCRW
06-04-2010, 10:09 PM
I don't know your story or why some people are feeling the need to be dicks, but just keep going man, you'll be alright.

No, he won't. Stop feeding the troll.

Ryaan1234
06-04-2010, 10:19 PM
No, he won't. Stop feeding the troll.
How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Urzu402 after all he has been through!?

He lost his aunt, he went through a divorce. He had two fucking kids.

His husband turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now he's going through a custody battle. All you people care about is….. readers and making money off of him.

HE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that Urzu402 is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him.

He hasn’t performed on stage in years. His song is called “give me more” for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE-MORE, MORE: MORE!.

LEAVE HIM ALONE! You are lucky he even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE URZU402 ALONE!…..Please.

Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said if Urzu402 was a professional he would’ve pulled it off (the video reviews) no matter what.

Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time?

Leave Urzu402 Alone Please!
Leave Urzu402 McDerpityDerp alone! … right now! …. I mean it!

Anyone that has a problem with him you deal with me, because he is not well right now.

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

Enigmus
06-04-2010, 10:34 PM
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How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Urzu402 after all he has been through!?

He lost his aunt, he went through a divorce. He had two fucking kids.

His husband turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now he's going through a custody battle. All you people care about is….. readers and making money off of him.

HE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that Urzu402 is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him.

He hasn’t performed on stage in years. His song is called “give me more” for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE-MORE, MORE: MORE!.

LEAVE HIM ALONE! You are lucky he even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE URZU402 ALONE!…..Please.

Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said if Urzu402 was a professional he would’ve pulled it off (the video reviews) no matter what.

Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time?

Leave Urzu402 Alone Please!
Leave Urzu402 McDerpityDerp alone! … right now! …. I mean it!

Anyone that has a problem with him you deal with me, because he is not well right now.

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

This and that Chris "Asperchu" Chandler link have made my day.
Also, Urzu, trying is not Steam games with a low framerate in a crappy Sega-made emulator, nor is it the standard AV output of a Nomad. Obvious not-trying is obvious.

Also, try and use capitalization and punctuation. Your writings eerily remind me of Yahoo! Answers that way. Oh God, the horrors of that place.

Urzu402
06-04-2010, 11:17 PM
I don't know your story or why some people are feeling the need to be dicks, but just keep going man, you'll be alright.

Basically they cant handle the Urzu.402, but no seriously I don't see why either i make a thread asking a legitimate question and all they do is flame. It really is because I am Urzu.402 if I was some other person I guarntee I wouldn't be given as much shit as I get. I mean I did make some stupid topics but that doesn't mean all my topics are stupid which some people seem to think.

Urzu402
06-04-2010, 11:23 PM
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This and that Chris "Asperchu" Chandler link have made my day.
Also, Urzu, trying is not Steam games with a low framerate in a crappy Sega-made emulator, nor is it the standard AV output of a Nomad. Obvious not-trying is obvious.

Also, try and use capitalization and punctuation. Your writings eerily remind me of Yahoo! Answers that way. Oh God, the horrors of that place.

When you're working with limited money and no techincal knowledge then yes it is trying. I'm sorry I don't know how technology works but. and someone who doesnt want to use emulators and ROMs.Because To me it's not the quality of the video that I'm going for its the notion that I actually have the game that I am trying to get across.

Mister_Pal
06-05-2010, 12:59 AM
I sure can't wait for the ED article 'bout you Urzu.