I concur, the whole thing felt sloppy and unimaginative. The characters were straight-up cliches, the voice acting was annoying and repetitive and the control and visuals were abysmal. When it's hard to see what you're doing on a decent-sized LCD in 720p, you need to finish up level 3 and tighten up the graphics a little bit before you even think about plopping that turd out for all to see and attempt to "play."

It feels like a bastard mix of the sublime Smash TV and the deeper Baldur's Gate series that won't end up pleasing anyone. It's like they remade the mediocre Hunter: the Reckoning series for tweens.