Thank you for the offer, Rifter. Welcome to DP.
Unfortunately, we seem to have attracted only men who live in an iron lung and have not the ability to go outside and play.
Seriously though, that would be great. All we would need is for everyone to pitch in and bring a couple things. A power strip or two, a vacuum cleaner, some Clorox wipes, and the cleanup will be taken care of. A few TV's, systems, games, pizza money, and we're ready to go.
Do you have any spare tables or chairs to use?
Maybe we can pitch in and hire Daft Punk to perform. That would be sweet. Anybody have a spare 20k laying around?