Why hasn't anyone homebrewed this? Someone homebrewed Q*Bert for the Atari 7800 just to pull off a prank, so why hasn't some industrious programmer decided to hack up some generic side-scroller and put in all the weirdness from this thread? Who wouldn't want to play that, a game where a half ape/half man fights a giant butter monster with a devastating pixel-destroying explosive fart special move? Fucking best game ever.