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[The Shawn]

So you pretended one thing, got told otherwise, and now you're gonna pwn me. Coo.

I told you how you're coming off. I said how people are seeing you at this point. I never really pretend anything. I never quoted you. I never said I was going to 'pwend' you. I merely stated how you were being concieved. And perhaps why you are getting the shit you are. Oh well.

And what to fuck is "Coo" are you a pigeon?