Sorry, no can do.
The only thing I loathe more than Harry Potter is AIDS.
Is it in first-person perspective?
Otherwise, I'm not interested.
Whoa, whoa, whoa ....
Easy there, Banacek.
What do you think I specifically said in my OP?
Here, allow me to refresh your apparently short-term memory ....
*ahem*
See?
To do anything else'd be illegal.
Now call off the hounds, o self-appointed policeman of the internet.