The Gamecube is so powerful, it can keep 3 Netflix envelopes from blowing away in a stiff fan breeze!

It's so powerful, that if you attached a sturdy rope to it, and swung it around a few times, and hit someone in the skull...it may knock them out!

The Gamecube is so powerful, even Chuck Norris thinks twice before roundhouse kicking it!

So, to summarize... who cares how powerful it is? Shut up, and play all the great games released for the damn thing.